ATTENTION PLEASE :
RICHARD BLADE (FORMER LOS ANGELES RADIO AIR PERSONALITY/IF YOU DON'T SHARE THE STAR ON THE HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME, HOW ABOUT SPARING A DONATION FOR OUR OBVIOUS NAMESAKE WITH A BROTHER BROADCASTER DICK?),
DONALD J. TRUMP (BILLIONAIRE, REAL ESTATE TYCOON, 47TH U.S. PRESIDENT. TV PERSONALITY/LITERALLY DODGED A BULLET, SO LET'S HOPE YOU SHOW SOME OF YOUR GRATITUDE HERE BY SUPPORTING MY WILL TO SURVIVE WITH A DONATION, AND CONGRATS ON WINNING THE PRESIDENCY FOR 4 MORE YEARS! NOW HOW ABOUT MORE STIMULUS CHECKS AND FREE HEALTH CARE? SO WHEN WILL AMERICA BE GREAT AGAIN SHOULD I LIVE SO LONG?),
JAMES HOWARD GOODNIGHT (BILLIONAIRE AND SAS SOFTWARE DEVELOPER/ALWAYS WANTED TO BE TREATED AS BEING SPECIAL BASED ON MY CREATIVITY, BUT NEVER FOUND THE RIGHT OUTLET THAT PAID WHAT I'M WORTH. END RESULT, I GOT NO LIFE AND NO MONEY JIM. PLEASE DONATE ASAP),
HARRISON FORD (ACTOR, PRODUCER, PILOT, AVIATION ADVOCATE, NET WORTH 300 MILLION/AS A HUGE FAN OF STAR WARS AND INDIANA JONES, I WOULD BE MOST GRATEFUL FOR A DONATION OF ANY AMOUNT TO HELP ME BUY A PLACE OF MY OWN. TREAT IT AS A TAX WRITE OFF WHICH I'M SURE WOULDN'T HURT EVEN NOW. JUST CLICK ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, AND PAYPAL ALSO ACCEPTS CREDIT CARDS. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH US, AND OUR BEDS SNAKE FREE AT NIGHT!),
JANE FONDA (ACTRESS, ACTIVIST, WRITER, FORMER MODEL, ACADEMY AWARDS, GOLDEN GLOBES WINNER, NET WORTH 200 MILLION/BLESS YOUR HEART AND LONG LIFE TO YOU JANE. YOU ALWAYS REMINDED ME OF MY MOTHER SINCE SHE WAS VERY ATTRACTIVE TOO. SHE WAS ALSO A CHRISTIAN AND HAD LYMPHOMA. ON A MUCH LIGHTER NOTE, I STILL HAVE A RARE BARBARELLA RESIN MODEL KIT. SWITCHING GEARS AGAIN, IF IT'S NEVER TOO LATE, PLEASE HELP ME TO START OVER AND BE WHOLE AGAIN BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. PLEASE HELP GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO BE HAPPY AND LIVE LONG LIKE YOU),
LIAM NEESON (ACTOR, ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE, GOLDEN GLOBE, TONY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 145 MILLION/YOU MUST BE FORKLIFTED A LOT OF STUFF FOR NOTHING THEN. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GIVE BACK? SPEAKING OF ROLLER COASTER RIDES, MY TORTURED EXISTENCE HAS MOSTLY BEEN DOWNHILL FOR YEARS NOW. TODAY COULD BE THE DAY I LIVE AND DIE. SO YOUR TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION TO MY PAYPAL ADDRESS BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW BUTTON WILL GIVE ME SOME MUCH NEEDED BREATHING ROOM A LITTLE BIT CLOSER TO SECURING MY OWN HOME ADDRESS. JUST NOT IN IRELAND),
CHRIS PRATT (ACTOR, MTV MOVIE AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 100 MILLION/"PASSENGERS" IS UNQUESTIONABLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES, EVEN OVER "JURASSIC WORLD". WHAT I'M UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IS HOW MY SEVERE TRIALS ARE ERODING MY FAITH UNLESS I GET SOME RELIEF SOON. SINCE YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND BELIEVE IN GOD, IN THE LORD'S NAME DO UNTO ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE TO MAKE YOUR OFFERING FOR WHICH YOU'LL BE REWARDED. REMEMBER THAT HE WANTS THE BEST FOR ME, AND YOU'LL BE REMEMBERED IN TURN FOR YOUR BLESSING),
JEFF DANIELS (ACTOR, COMEDIAN, TONY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/OMG, YOU'RE JUST 9 DAYS OLDER THEN ME. YOU ARE ONE OF THE FUNNY ONES BY FAR, AND I LOVE RV. PLEASE DO ME A HUGE COURTESY BY CLICKING ANY YELLOW DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE. GUARANTEED NO ONE WILL THINK YOU DUMB OR DUMBER FOR IT, NOT WHILE I'M ALIVE AND KICKING!),
CAROL BURNETT (ACTRESS, COMEDIAN, SINGER, WRITER, GOLDEN GLOBES, GRAMMY, EMMYS, PEABODYS, TONY AWARD WINNER, NET WORTH 45 MILLION/STILL WAITING FOR A DREAM TO GRAB ONTO FOLLOWING MANY SCARS ALONG THE WAY. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH TO HELP ME GROW OUT OF THIS IN A POSITIVE DIRECTION BY CLICKING ANY BUTTON ON THE PAGE AND MAKING A DONATION. MAY YOU LIVE LONG AND GOD BLESS YOU!),
WILLIAM JAMES MURRAY (ICON, COMEDIC GENIUS, ACTOR, SNL ALUMNI, MARK TWAIN PRIZE WINNER, CHARISMATIC FOLK HERO, NET WORTH 180 MILLION/YOU'RE A GREAT HUMAN BEING AND EXCEEDINGLY DOWN TO EARTH, ALWAYS THERE TO PITCH IN WHEN LEAST EXPECTED! I'D ALWAYS TREASURE A "RUN-IN" WITH YOU TOO. BTW I SAW YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS VIDEO MIRAGE, HENCE WHAT'S UP WITH THE "YOU JUST MISSED BILL" REPLY? SHAME YOU DON'T READ YOUR EMAILS PERSONALLY, AND WHY YAHOO WHEN GMAIL IS SO MUCH MORE SECURE? JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'D BE MOST HONORED TO HELP IN ANY CAPACITY I CAN, MOST LIKELY SKILLED AMATEUR, BUT YOU'RE NOT ALONE, SPEAKING OF NEEDING HELP. AFTER NOT SEEING MYSELF IN THE MIRROR, PLEASE READ ABOUT MY PREDICAMENT BELOW, THEN BEING THE DOWN TO EARTH GREAT HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, REMEMBER ME BILL WHEN YOU CAN WITH A TAX DEDUCTIBLE DONATION BY CLICKING ANY PAYPAL DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE, OR I CAN EMAIL A PAYPAL MONEY REQUEST INSTEAD FOR WHATEVER AMOUNT YOU SPECIFY TO HELP OUT A FELLOW CITIZEN STRUGGLING WITH HOMELESSNESS AND MS. NEXT, BY SHARING YOUR TOLL-FREE NUMBER WITH ME, I CAN CHECK UP ON YOU FROM TIME TO TIME SINCE YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO ME WITH YOU BEING IN SOUTH CAROLINA BESIDES. I'D EVEN BE WILLING TO MOVE TO YOUR AREA IF YOU COULD USE A COOK'S HELPER OR DISHWASHER AT ONE OF YOUR RESTAURANTS. NEEDLESS TO SAY THAT I'D BE HIGHLY INDEBTED IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT FOR NOW, AND I'D LIKE TO OFFER A GOD BLESS YOU IN THE MEANWHILE, IN SPITE OF THE FAKE NEWS THAT YOU STATED RELIGION COULD BE THE ENEMY OF HUMANKIND. PERSONALLY HOWEVER, TO EACH THEIR OWN WHERE PEOPLE ARE CONCERNED, BUT I KNOW TO WHOM I'LL BE ACCOUNTING WHEN MY TIME COMES),
ELON MUSK (BILLIONAIRE AND PHILANTHROPIST/AFTER CONFESSING TO BEING IN A STATE OF SOMETHING LIKE HOMELESSNESS WHILE IN TRUMP'S HOME, I DON'T OWN A PLACE RIGHT NOW, SO BEFORE YOUR ASPERGER'S SYNDROME REALLY KICKS IN, HOW ABOUT USING YOUR PAYPAL PROFITS TO INVEST IN MY FUTURE AND HELP ME BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE? IT'S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR ALL OF THE FRAUDULENT MONEY REQUESTS I'VE BEEN RECEIVING. EVEN THOUGH YOU SOLD OUT, PAYPAL IS STILL YOUR BRAINCHILD AND YOU'RE TECHNICALLY CULPABLE. SO SAVE A LIFE TODAY ELON. NAMELY MINE!),
JUDE LAW (ACTOR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARDS NOMINEE, NET WORTH 75 MILLION/YOU ROCK IN MY FAVS "THE HOLIDAY" AND "ENEMY AT THE GATES". NOT GOING TO KEEP YOU GUESSING WHEN IT COMES TO ASKING FOR A GOOD DEED. CHANGING WHO I AM DEPENDS ON CHANGING MY HOMELESSNESS, AND MAKING A DONATION TODAY BY CLICKING ANY DONATE BUTTON ON THE PAGE WILL HELP EFFECT CHANGE),
AMONG THOSE WHO HAVE DONATED TO WORTHY CAUSES,
AND ANYONE ELSE READING THIS WHO WOULD LIKE TO SPREAD MORE LOVE BY BEING A GIVING NEIGHBOR, PLEASE HELP ME BY DONATING TODAY !"